The Grand Imperium of Adriatic democratic Empire is a massive, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.571 billion Adriatic democratic Empireans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adrianople. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Adriatic democratic Empirean economy, worth 201 trillion Rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,237 Rupees, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process, rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers, governments opposing Adriatic democratic Empire are beset by rebels, and corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public is taxed to the hilt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adriatic democratic Empire's national animal is the Grey Wolf and its national religion is Larryism.

Adriatic democratic Empire is ranked 104,383^rd in the world and 174^th in Astoria for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 206.28 on the Clooney Contribution Index.